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Joke of the Day
"Let's fall in love with each other while falling in hate with everything else."
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"What happens when the Pope dies? ....another one popes up."
"Got pretty embarrassed at the party last night. Totally looked like I peed my pants 'cuz I spilled my glass of pee into my lap"
"The earthquake shortened Earth's day by 1.8 microseconds, so don't expect me to get everything done this week."
"What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs."
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"I just conducted a survey. I asked 68 men and 2 women what their views were on equality."
"How nice would it be if when you started rubbing yourself a genie came out, finished you off, cleaned you up & left a chocolate chip cookie."