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Joke of the Day
"Let's fall in love with each other while falling in hate with everything else."
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"An often unfunny joke where the punchline comes first. What is a Jeopardy joke?"
"""Would the owner of a blue PT Cruiser with license plate 'CRUZIN' please park your car 300 miles from here and kill yourself? Thank you."""
"Did you guys hear about the catastrophic genetic flower breeding program that tried to cross an aster and a daisy? It was a dais-aster."
"Helen Keller walked into a bar And a table, and a chair"
"The police caught me while I was spraypainting graffiti. I tried to deny it, but the writing was already on the wall."
"I'm not ""rich."" Actually, it depends on how you define wealth. If you're talking about money, relationships, or happiness, then no still"
"Go ahead, make up your own joke and think of it fondly as you read this."
"Men often think that women don't know what they want. That's incorrect. Women know exactly what they do and don't want, however, those two are usually the same thing."
"Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on the Internet. That was a close one."