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Joke of the Day

"A guy asks his friend if he wants to join his piss club.. He replies: ""Uuuhre sure?"" to satisfy his friend. So, happy that he will join he says: ""YOU'RE IN!"""

"Why do Pedophiles love Pianos? Because they can touch A Minor"

"Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up."

"What material do african blacksmiths use the most? Steel."

"100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. ... 100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom!"

"So, Pee Wee Herman announced he has converted to Islam He's currently planning a pilgrimage to Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Hiney Ho."

"A terrorist walks into a bar... He orders a Molotov Cocktail"

"What instrument does God play? He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: ""Our God is a cellist God."""

"My dog loves me, but he also eats his own poop. I don't think I can trust his judgment."

"Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest? He was barking up the wrong tree."