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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up."

"I hate people who use stereotypes... They're usually hypocrites."

"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when hit multiple times with an axe."

"Does killing time damage eternity?"

"What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !"

"I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury... I guess you could say they were baroque."

"Sunset The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good."

"Whats you favorite Christmas joke? I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!"

"What did the ireshmen say to the beer ? I love you....."

"hey, so much for global warming -- look at all this snow! and so much for global globalness, look how flat it is out there!"