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Joke of the Day

"What instrument does God play? He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: ""Our God is a cellist God."""

"I am really feeling like a bicycle today. Too tired!"

"The 2 Golden Rules of Religion 1) Be kind to other people. 2) KILL THE FILTHY INFIDELS!!!!"

"Girls. Don't get upset if your twitter crush stars a really hot girl or even retweets her cause she is prolly really a dude. Stay calm."

"A neutron walks into a bar... A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""

"What brand of car would the Roadrunner be? Jeep Jeep"

"What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70? General"

"Stephen Hawking seems to be a very emotional person He is even moved by his chair"

"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe."

"Not the best joke, but i did make it up myself. Q: Why can you not hook two CD-ROM drives together to create a CD Writer? A: Because two ROMs don't make a Write."