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Joke of the Day

"So, Pee Wee Herman announced he has converted to Islam He's currently planning a pilgrimage to Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Hiney Ho."

"What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran? If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, feminists can't change anything."

"What did the dumb Electrical Apprentice say to the journeyman? I conduit"

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"A Chinese man goes to the optician and the doctor tells him he has a Cataract. That Chinese man says ""no, I have a BMW""."

"I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water? Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water."

"I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullsh*t."

"My watch broke a week ago I've been meaning to replace it but I don't have the time"