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Joke of the Day
"The Dark Knight Rises.....a porn title that requires no alterations."
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"I wanted to make a ""two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff"" joke, but um... ...tsh."
"Waiter what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again he's in here every night !"
"Wordpress is shutting down? http://www.everydayfails.com/articles/wordpress-is-shutting-down/"
"If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows."
"Looks like the concierge is hitting on my wife again but who cares, this cherry danish I'm eating right now is on point nom nom nom!"
"I was recently asked if I'd judge Mr. gay UK. I said ''It wouId be my pIeasure. It's against nature, against God, and he's going to heII.'' - Jimmy Carr"
"Every night, I have attractive girls banging on my door And sometimes, I let them out!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? KANYE WEST - Beyonce should have crossed the road, not the chicken!"
"You know what my grandpa said to me right before he kicked the bucket? Hey Billy how far do you think I can kick this bucket"