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Joke of the Day

"2 year old runs naked down the street. ""Awwwwwwwwwwwwww."" I run naked down the street. ""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"""

"Why do most men hate Russian dolls? Because they're so full of themselves."

"Did you hear about the wrestler who was beaten by a vampire? He was down for the count"

"My advice for anyone who wants more followers is simple: Form them from dust and breathe into their nostrils. #workedforMe"

"Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas? Because it's Boxing Day!"

"Yes autocorrect, I was trying to find some 'amazon' weed"

"What does space smell like? Uranus! Thank you, I'm new here :)"

"My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake. He beat me at Mario Kart."

"Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts? He found his lack of Faith disturbing."

"Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child"