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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths."
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"Jared may not get free subway for life anymore... But he will have no shortage of 6 inch or foot longs."
"What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !"
"Children shouldn't talk to strangers. Not because strangers are dangerous, but because children are incapable of meaningful conversations."
"I put the ""ate"" in chocolate."
"I was dating a girl with a lazy eye... but caught her seeing someone on the side."
"I was at a golf course... And I asked a lady, who looked like a regular ""Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?"". She answered ""About an inch""."
"What do you do if the Ocean stares at you? Sea it and Wave :3"
"Keep your friend's clothes in your enemy's toaster."
"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback."