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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."

"My favorite animal at the zoo is the gorilla... I ain't lion."

"The problem majoring in Electrical Engineering... is keeping up with Current Events."

"Roses are red... Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't"

"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: would you like your receipt? ME: no thank you i don't want any proof that i've eaten here"

"[Shark Tank] an armadillo clock that rolls away so you gotta get up to turn off the alarm Sounds dum- It's called the Alarmadillo OMG SOLD"

"Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !"

"What do you call a zoo where the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog? A shitzu."

"What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine? Do we have any papal towels?"

"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes."