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Joke of the Day

"Heard of a joke that made people hate me. It's called the game."

"What was Boaz like before he got married? Ruthless."

"How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? It's when the blind try to read your face."

"A sad story A boy was jelous of his baby brother, so he put poison on his mother's nipples. The next day, the gardener died."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street One was assaulted"

"Perhaps one day he'll meet his Girl Fieri."

"What do you call a lad that put on his glasses? Seymour."

"Why does santa have such a big sack? Cause he only comes once a year."

"What are nuts on a wall? NSFW Wallnuts. What are nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What are nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth!"

"All work and no play makes Jack an unsuccessful stage performer."