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Joke of the Day
"What is Wun-Wun's favorite activity? Taekwundo."
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"Where do psychopaths shop? In sainsburys *i understand that if your not from the UK this joke probably won't make sense, or it's just not funny*"
"What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone? ""Miss ewe!"""
"the guy who named the spatula was so lazy. hes like ""what should i call this thing that spatulas?"""
"A man came to my door and asked if I would make a donation to the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water."
"[Concert] Triangle player: *proudly playing his triangle [Octagon player struts on stage] Triangle player: ""What the-"""
"Seriously joggers?! You're gonna run and carry on a conversation at the same time? And I'm all outta breath just finishing this McMuffin!!!"
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because he was dead."
"What happens when you get a lot of electroshocks within a short period of time? It hertz."
"I need some sun. My legs are so white they just drove to Whole Foods in their Prius."