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Joke of the Day

"This is incredible Nothing has been reposted here all year!"

"How do you stop the Polish army on horseback? You turn off the carousel."

"What if we had an internet and nobody came?"

"I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic That makes two of us"

"Why are there no American flags at the DNC? Because the delegates were standing on them."

"I have a pen pal in North Korea I asked him what's it like there. ""I can't complain"" he wrote back."

"What do you call a spider that likes 80s music? A Durantula."

"With all the complaints about iOS 8 taking forever to install... You'd think that Apple would rename it to iOS ."

"[Jesus at the bar] ""Oh, I'll just have a water"" *winks at camera*"

"I saw my neighbour jogging at 1am this morning and said ""It's a bit late for you Kathy, isn't it ?"". She said ""I couldn't sleep"". I said ""That's not what I meant, you fat b*tch""...."