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Joke of the Day

"If my boss catches me surfing the internet, I make sure I have a screen open to a big box of tampons from Amazon and he leaves me alone"

"Why do black people have white hands? There's a little good in everybody."

"I used to have S.I.D.S now I have PTSD :("

"Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !"

"What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license? Homeless."

"The reason you can't go back after going black is because none of them have a car to take you back or a job to buy gas."

"I saw your wife cheating on you. Sure? What was she wearing? A white and gold dress. Uff, what a relief, she was wearing a black and blue one."

"Another off color limerick A sperm, alack and forsooth Was at it's moment of sexual truth It had hoped to fall On the womb's spongy wall But was dashed to it's death on a tooth!"

"You know what's funny about Asians? You don't know whether they're awake or asleep. ( )"

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned."