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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."
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"My girlfriend got her car smogged, and suddenly I wondered about Middle-earth; Do Hobbits ever need to Smaug their cars?"
"What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses? The midget geniuses are cunning runts."
"This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it."
"[At a bar] Guy: Did it hurt? Me: What? G: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw."
"Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident? He let God take the wheel Edit: *Jesus.* He let *Jesus* take the wheel"
"Vampires, if I want to be jabbed with a body part, teeth are not my 1st choice. Also, I have plenty of holes. No need to make new ones."
"There's too much nudity on TV these days... ... all I can do is sit here and shake my fist at it."
"What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know? Jiu Jitsu."
"How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? I dunno, I just repost them."