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Joke of the Day

"husband rock & wife shock wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me. Husband: i saw you dad paying the bill........"

"Donald Trump isnt that weird looking... .........I would even dare to call him a little hand-some."

"Sometimes you just need to reach out and touch someone. With a shovel. On the side of the head."

"Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them they are going to invade Iran."

"Why Seth MacFarlane's Oscars were mean spirited and misogynistic, coming up next after our review of the worst dressed women."

"What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease? Well, one's a cunning runt..."

"I don't understand why ... I don't understand why Mexicans are so upset that Trump is going to build a wall. They should just get over it."

"Where does a dog go when his tail falls off? The retail store"

"Sorry I had to cancel for the 5th time in a row, I thought you would stop inviting me by now."

"What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match."