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Joke of the Day

"How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"What do you call a British person playing a saxophone? An Anglo Saxin'"

"There's something really addictive about Brownies... ... I think it's their exotic accent."

"The girl at Starbucks wrote my name as ""Meghen"" like I lay eggs or some shit."

"My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died. I regret not being there the moment he took his last breast."

"A man walks into a bar and says ""OW!"""

"Love means never having to say you're sorry. Wait, I confused ""love"" with ""being white, middle-class, and male."""

"Me:Thank you, he's so hot I don't even know what I want to do first...Grandma: (interrupting) Okay, can someone else say the prayer please?"

"What do you call the conversation between two birds after they've had sex? Pillowsquawk"

"Somewhere in the world, there's a real Nigerian Prince who wants to share his millions of dollars but can't find a beneficiary."