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Joke of the Day

"Where did Noah keep the Bees? In the Ark-Hives."

"What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup? You turn off your playstation."

"the kidz bop version of gangnam style plays 24hrs a day in hell. do you accept jesus christ as your lord and saviour?"

"I decided to switch to a new barber My current barber just isn't cutting it."

"I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ... You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, ""Jamal kindly paint my house?"""

"Do you know why they call it the Xbox One? Because you take one look and walk away."

"I just found out the mods' password! [removed]"

"What does a Chinese gay man have for dinner? Goo of Sum Yung Gai"

"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were on a boat, who would survive? Answer: America"

"Those ""Run Hillary, Run!"" bumper stickers are selling incredibly well Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!"