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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights. Just kidding, women redditors are cool."
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"#1 thing not to say to a cop Those look like the handcuffs your wife used on me last night."
"Archeologists digging in a site in Egypt found a mummy buried with a large amount of chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be the Pharaoh Roche."
"Daughter yells ""I love bananas, the bigger the better"". Wife and I laugh hysterically, Then I die a little inside."
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"If you've ever accidentally stepped on a cat's tail, you've seen my wife's sex face."
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"How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies."