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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights. Just kidding, women redditors are cool."
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"What's brown and sticky? A stick!"
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"No, I am not insulting you. I am just describing you."
"What's a tick's favorite food? A tic tac"
"Warning, you'll only get this if you understand a rudimentary amount of ancient Greek. When an ancient Athenian was asked whether he preferred the sand or the sea, he replied: Tha latta"
"Ingredients for an apocalypse salad Edive, thyme"
"I'd tell a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction..."
"Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee? Neither. It's a Thai."
"I once had a girl who wanted to shit on my chest She really did a number on me"