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Joke of the Day

"Me: your shoes are on the wrong feet 4yo: Me: ....... 4yo:......... Me : 4yo : but I don't have any other feet Me : fair enough --__--"

"What should we call this giant advertising board? Phil: We should call it a Philboard. Bill: I have a better idea..."

"wife: I TOLD you not to try a 360 with the grocery cart me: It was really nice when everyone started clapping after they saw I was ok though"

"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. Normally there is a Welshman, Irishman and Englishman, but they're all in Marseille at the Euro's."

"Really Speedo Guy? Things aren't bad enough in the world already? You've got to display to the whole beach that you're hung like a Tic-Tac?"

"Pudding. Hahahahaha!"

"I am a damn good electrician Otherwise I would be dead"

"Bought myself some of that ""oasis soup"" You get a roll with it"

"What do you call a disappointing orgasm? Anti climaxtic (I'll be here all week)"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? Americans can't milk a cow for 15 years."