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Joke of the Day
"Bought myself some of that ""oasis soup"" You get a roll with it"
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"I had sex with a Chinese girl. It was great... But I was horny again an hour later."
"What did the cactus say to his wife? 'Aloe Vera!"
"My stepdaughter said the Justin Bieber movie is rated R because people will faint when they see him. I stabbed her with my car keys."
"very good joke Two friends: - Hey , for my son in his new job he feels like a fish in water . - That makes? - Nothing.."
"My friend likes to read philosophy instead of going to the club to pick up chicks... One could say he puts Decartes before the whores"
"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo club Thank you all for coming"
"If Black Lives Matter So Much... Why Don't Their Fathers Want To Be A Part Of It?"
"Android lets you use ""Lumos"" for the flashlight, ""Silencio"" for the notifications... but not ""Incendio"". That is a Samsung exclusive."
"A decepticon is a just a cheeky emoticon at the end of a message intended to excuse the sender and confuse the recipient. Ex: Please die ;)"