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"I don't friend zone people I relationship zone them. You want to be my friend? Too bad, we're dating."
"I just saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by hacking into State Farm's main server and deleting the 4 DUIs."
"A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? It was a bright sunny day."
"Atlantis sank to the bottom of the sea because some idiot started calling it ""Hotlantis""."
"The last person you would ever hear say ""hey gang"" is someone in an actual gang"
"A farmer plants a field of dildos. What does he get? Squatters."
"why do chickens cluck? ........ cause you can't say fuck with out a bottom lip."
"Why do historians believe all nazis were women? They all had blood on their hands. Credit of the joke goes to James of FunHaus"
"I really hate those russian stacking dolls. They are so full of themselves."