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Joke of the Day
"Do lady dolphins ever get tattoos of 19-yr-old community college students?"
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"Mom asked, ""Are you going to see the new Michael Moore documentary?"" Wife replied, ""Magic Mike XXL?"""
"I've always been the kind of person who likes to think outside of the box. Although it has harmed my career as a goalkeeper."
"Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales? He loves a good happy ending"
"Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore."
"What did the man with five penises say? These underpants fit like a glove!"
"Take her down to 3000 feet below sea level... ...oops, wrong sub."
"""Oh, are you driving?"" -Good question to ask someone as they force you into their trunk"
"Me: so I'm delusional? Doctor: yes. Me: and you're a delusion? Doctor: yes. Me: I want a second opinion. Pink Dragon: you're delusional."
"I'm disappointed to see that a lot of women are using ""period tracker apps"" now, instead of the shared Google spreadsheet I set up."