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Joke of the Day

"Protip: Never look up from your breakfast if you hear the words ""gruesome discovery"" coming from your TV on the morning news."

"The boy is putting whipped cream on the cat. I think he may have overheard a conversation he didn't understand quite so well."

"It was awkward when she said, ""And yet your feet are so big."""

"Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says, ""I think we're doing this joke wrong""."

"Dude. Go shave your mustache. Just because it looks good on your mother doesn't mean you can wear it well."

"Google glasses? No thanks, too much tech. It's weird ""You can secretly watch Netflix at work"" Oh, please take literally all of my money."

"I tried to think of an electricity pun Now my head hertz"

"I like my women like i like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."

"Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW? Because they have high double standards."

"How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough."