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Joke of the Day

"Protip: Never look up from your breakfast if you hear the words ""gruesome discovery"" coming from your TV on the morning news."

"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... But he didn't have root access."

"Frozen (2013): A girl with magical powers causes adults to talk nonstop about a movie for children"

"What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust? Spit, swallow, gargle."

"How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? You pay for the pizza."

"Oh ya, let's sit down and talk about it! *That's how I end and win any argument with hubby."

"What did the car-painter say to the carpenter? ""You sound just like me!"""

"I heard that there were a couple of jokes in the Bible, so I went to look for one myself... I found one in Genesis, but it wasn't that funny; it was the oldest joke in the book."

"No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Cockinasoreass. (Better when said aloud)"