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Joke of the Day
"Spent over an Hour at the wife's grave this Morning Bless her, She thinks I'm Digging a Pond."
Next Joke
"That awkward moment when you step on a lego and all the kids scatter because they know SOMEONE must die."
"What has two legs and screams... half a dog."
"FACT: When a dog barks at you, it's actually their skeleton barking. PROOF: I have never seen a dog without a skeleton bark."
"*turns on deep-fryer* *tosses in chicken nuggets* *adds chamomile and lavender* *recites from the Book of Shadows* Voila, Wiccan Nuggets"
"When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T>1? Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor"
"Got a couple of real nice piles of dog shit on your lawn there. Sure would be a shame if something was to... you know, ""happen"" to them."
"C sections. They really take it out of you."
"A homosexual, a Pedophile and a Priest walk into a bar The bartender asked him what he would like to drink."
"Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey? 3 periods 2 pads."