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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the chickpea freedom fighters? They call themselves Hummas."
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"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god I had to explain that Buddha isn't Greek."
"I love the homosexual church In the name of the father, the son, the holy spirit; gay men"
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Its cheesy."
"How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you? Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you?"
"Two elderly couple who have Alzheimers just finished having sex Male : Was it good? Female : I can't remember Male : Who are you? Sorry for the formatting sent this via my phone"
"Snooki doesn't like her nickname. OK. What's another name for a drunken slut? Damn. Paris Hilton is already taken."
"Mexicans jump the border alone or in pairs... Because there's no trespassing allowed."
"You guy want to hear a joke about a cat? Nah. I'm just kitten."
"I run faster horny than you do scared."