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Joke of the Day

"Him: I'll pay for dinner. Me: I want to pay. Him: I'll feel better if you let me pay. Me: Well, if your health is involved, go ahead..."

"How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb? 30 because that's peasants work."

"What deal did the undead entrepreneurial cattle farmer advertise? Shit for Brains"

"America is that sexy classmate everyone had a crush on in high school, not aging that well but you'd still hit it."

"Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..? Because he Kant drive Immanuel."

"What do clouds wear under their pants? Thunderwear!"

"It's only fitting that God would be a woman... since space is a vacuum."

"What is a caterpillar's biggest fear? A dogerpillar."

"A flyer says to another flyer: ""Yo, wanna hang out tonight?"" The other one replies: ""Brochure!"""

"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."