166483

Joke of the Day

"Him: I'll pay for dinner. Me: I want to pay. Him: I'll feel better if you let me pay. Me: Well, if your health is involved, go ahead..."

"You know what doesn't suck? A hooker that just won the lottery"

"Why do we cry..... When it's the onions that are being hurt?"

"What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup? Faux."

"Girlfriend's mascara died and I gave it a funeral, you know what they say... Lashes to lashes and dust to dust."

"What's the name of a computer that turned into a singer A dell."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles"

"Most days I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once."

"Don't have unprotected phone sex. You might get hearing AIDS"

"When someone tell me , ""long time no see"" i usually reply, ""I know, we're really not that good of friends"""