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Joke of the Day

"Hungary's goalkeeper Gabor Kiraly's sweatpants are looking so sexy that you can go to second round with them."

"wait, THESE are pistachios? i've been calling them wood clams"

"Dear 6-year-old me: As an adult you won't need to know cursive but you will need an ability to type with your thumbs. The future is weird."

"What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself? Sewercide"

"To the guy with the friend who dates Asians.... Maybe he just needs some time to re-orient himself?"

"Not to Brag: Not to brag, but I own the world's largest collection of air guitars."

"What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog? Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese."

"What type of porn do Canadians watch? Fifty shades of eyy"

"America is in labor now Soon we will know if it's a boy or a girl."

"You heard about the guy who stole that calendar right? he got 12 months ...I'll see myself out"