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Joke of the Day

"To the guy with the friend who dates Asians.... Maybe he just needs some time to re-orient himself?"

"How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it? Just another reason to teach your cat to read."

"Why would Donald Trump make a great addition to The Walking Dead? All he wants to do is build a wall."

"What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America? Justice isn't always black and white"

"My superpower is turning food and drink into larger pants."

"You inner anus is so big that when you skydive it acts as a parachute."

"I'm really glad they named a park bench after my uncle in memorial. It fits, he was great at having homeless ppl sleep on top of him"

"""Hahahahaha, what a narcissist! This model's Instagram is so pathetic!"" - me for 45 minutes while I scroll through all 700 of his photos"

"Scott Eastwood says Ashton Kutcher slept with his girlfriend when they dated. I didn't know the Scott Eastwood and Ashton Kutcher had dated?"

"What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court? The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people."