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Joke of the Day
"What type of porn do Canadians watch? Fifty shades of eyy"
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"The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today But it wasn't her fault, she was framed."
"A homeless lady agreed to let me take her home I don't understand why she got pissed when I loaded the cardboard box in my pickup truck."
"Have you ever heard about the man who wrote the funniest joke in world? I bet you haven't; he died laughing."
"If you move to a different country at least TRY to fit in with the culture. Like when I lived in Italy & changed my name to Mario Spaghetti"
"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."
"What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common? They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud"
"One time I accidentally gave my cat acid. Thought he would really freak out but he just looked at me calmly and said meow for 10 hours."
"As a kid playing parent, I never accounted for the 8 hours a week I'd lose taking underwear out of inside out pants while doing laundry."
"I like my coffee like I like my ships. Full of semen."