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Joke of the Day
"What type of porn do Canadians watch? Fifty shades of eyy"
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"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? The pilot. ^^^^^You ^^^^^racist ^^^^^fuck."
"Shawty dropped to the ground like she ain't got manners There was too much lights for an epileptic girl to handle"
"Whats blue and smells like red paint? blue paint"
"Why did the airplane fall out of the sky? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"
"Her: Let's go see 50 Shades of Grey Me: Tonight? Her: Yes [After the movie] Her: OMG that was so hot! Me: Mom, please just stop talking"
"husband rock & wife shock wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me. Husband: i saw you dad paying the bill........"
"How do you make an archaeologist blush? Show him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from."
"Me: I love you with my hole heart. Wife: Wrong hole."
"Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game? Its in case he gets a hole-in-one."