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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes are sitting on a park bench Suddenly one sniffs the air and exclaims, ""I smell a cock!"" ""Sorry,"" says the other. ""I farted."""

"What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ""A"" bra."

"If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?"

"My wife freaks out if any of my sperm gets on her face or hair or sister."

"I have a useless talent."

"You know you're old when you see the neighbor's dog chasing some punk teenagers & you root for the dog."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"I am terrible at English... But I love meth. **Note: As far as I know my brother came up with this joke and I can't find it on the internet so.**"

"[God making trees] God: ""They're alive but not. Every now & then they drop food."" Angel: ""I don't--"" God: ""Also they breathe the opposite."""

"I don't know what you guys think about Michael Jackson... and these blackmail allegations but I'm pretty sure he used to be one."