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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."

"Shout out to little yappy dogs. Literally everything you bark at could eat you."

"How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe."

"Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

"Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess. But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional."

"What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back"

"When dealing with women, you can either be right or get laid. You can't have both."

"What do you call a fat Asian? moo-lan"

"Rupert Murdoch today said that he was very touched, by all the messages left on Amy Winehouses' phone."

"Here's a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it though."