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Joke of the Day

"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""

"Doctor told me I'm getting overweight Crap I thought eating disorder was bad enough!"

"Cop: Reason I pulled you over was you were swerving Me: Sorry was tryin to catch a Pokemon Cop: Which one!? I mean let me see your license"

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffe... you racist"

"Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?"

"Superman: How'd you know? Lex: Know what? S: My secret identity! L: Whaddya mean? S: You called me a KENT!! L: That's NOT what I called you."

"Your mother is like a repost. No one wants or likes her, but almost everyone uses her."

"What happens when a Chinese man with a boner runs into a wall? He breaks his nose."

"If you can't handle me at my drunkest, you don't deserve me when I'm sober."

"The only way I want to see your ultrasound picture is if you're having a velociraptor."