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Joke of the Day

"The Mayor of Flint, Michigan will be fired. Who will lead the city then?"

"Where do you go in the room when you're cold? The corner, it's 90 degrees."

"An essay is like a girl's skirt... It should be long enough to cover the important parts, but short enough to still be interesting."

"What comes after 69? Student: mouthwash teacher: get out"

"BREAKING: Olympic athlete stripped of medal after urine sample shows traces of rubber, which is a band substance"

"There's only way we can end this; we have to kill the head Wayans."

"In the 1970s, a team of racist office supply scientists invented the whiteboard with an evil plan to replace every blackboard in the world."

"What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care? An eggsy-stench-alist."

"So the batteries in my flashlight ran out... You'd think I'd be sad, but really I was delighted."

"How do you top a car? with the break tupid!"