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Joke of the Day

"so embarrassing when u think u nailed the big interview and it turns out he was interviewing the guy behind u the whole time"

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head!"

"Studies show That 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy"

"What is the one thing you don't give to a Jewish kindergartner? A gold star."

"Chuck Norris died a few hours ago. Don't worry, he's fine now."

"Is there a scientific name for the state where you're not hungry but you want to keep eating, besides ""awake"""

"Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Take Beethoven for example, they told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf ... but he didn't listen."

"Billion dollar idea: Tea bags that are actually wine bags. Slogan: You already act like you're God, now turn water into wine like Jesus!"

"Global warming is real the number of hot singles in my area has been increasing since 2007 that cannot be a coincidence"

"I recently bought a spinning chair... My girlfriend was super pissed about my purchase. Until I let her sit on it. I guess you could say she... *came around*."