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Joke of the Day

"so embarrassing when u think u nailed the big interview and it turns out he was interviewing the guy behind u the whole time"

"I thought I understood the Saying ""When Pigs Fly"". but then, the Swine Flu."

"Wow, I got this new lamp from the store and didn't use a dime! But instead, I used 30$"

"A mate of mine held up a sign that said 'BNAG'... I said, ""That's bang out of order!"""

"""How far have you gone with a girl?"" ""I went to Canada with my mum once"""

"A cowboy peers down the pit of an outhouse... He sees an Indian standing at the bottom. He asks, ""How long have you been down there?"" The Indian replies: ""Many moons."""

"Dads are like boomerangs.... I hope. Edit: Guys I'm so confused, wtf is going on"

"""He is survived by his poop and three hineys."" - obituary for the inventor of Mad Libs"

"What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI? My Grandma can unlock an iphone."

"The advantage of using a nailcutter is, you won't get scratchmark on your forehead skin and the disadvantage is, you can't peel off garlic skin."