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Joke of the Day

"sheep: ""why do we all look the same?"" other sheep: ""it freaks me out tbh"" another sheep: ""i dont even know which one of us is me"""

"What's white on top and black on the bottom? A: Society."

"What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it? A stool sample."

"Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank? Because she was drinking on the job."

"A man is sitting at home when he hears someone knocking at the door Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Fibonacci"""

"How to make your girl feel special: 1) Write down how you feel about your drink or drug of choice. 2) Put her name on it & give it to her."

"Bernie Sanders and Google Fiber walk into a bar. And all of Reddit gave it an upvote."

"What's the difference between an Iraqi middle school and a terrorist training camp? Fuck if I know, I just fly the drone."

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish..."

"If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas."