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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it? A stool sample."
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"A Muslim suicide bomber joins Reddit **Edit: Wow, this blew up!"
"D.C. voted overwhelmingly to be a state. If congress passes it we only need 2 more states to get to 53 which is a prime number. Then we will truly be one nation, indivisible."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? An obscure number you've probably never heard of......"
"What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk? Lack toes and tall or rent"
"I made three snow angels the other day. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians."
"What happened to the butterfly that ate too much marble? He shaterpillar."
"How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich? Two."
"I finally found out why clickbait is so effective."
"Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome*"