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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe? Fur traders."
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"SORRY I REPLACED EVERYTHING IN YOUR FIRST AID KIT WITH BAGS OF BEEF JERKY YOU MIGHT BE MAD NOW BUT YOU'LL THANK ME LATER"
"Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password."
"That chinese tattoo on your neck must be the symbol for unemployment."
"I just sold all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay Imagine all the PayPal"
"What do you call a man without a beard? A woman."
"So I've heard there's a heroin epidemic among white teens... I guess they're used to shooting up to solve their problems"
"I once dated a girl who had 12 nipples. Sounds pretty crazy, dozentit?"
"How do you get a hippie pregnant? You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."
"What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe? Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)"