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Joke of the Day
"Pluto is 4.5 billion years old, but yet it is not allowed to sit at the grown-ups' table."
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"What do you call a sheep with no legs ? A cloud."
"What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair? Artificial Intelligence."
"A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole... ""Ich bin ein doctor."""
"Lil Johnny: ""Dad I lost my virginity las night!"" Dad: ""I am proud of you son, come sit next to me and tell me how it went."" Lil Johnny: ""I can't sit right now, my butt still hurts"""
"What did the drifter say to the person he hit ? RIP my E-brake"
"Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest? They're always eager for more on their pate."
"What does space smell like? Uranus! Thank you, I'm new here :)"
"How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway? 25 to Life."
"What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian."