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Joke of the Day
"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired"
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"Whats a trilby clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?"
"I sing like an amputee. Because I can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.."
"What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions? A Navajo."
"Why are feet so funny? Because they're ""heel areas"" ... I'll show myself out"
"Just once I want to see a highway raised by its loving biological parents."
"The GPA is not my son... But I will raise it."
"They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken."
"I paid 10.50 for a movie ticket to watch Tom Cruise die continuously for 2 hours. I would have paid a hundred dollars to watch that."
"""""When people cut you down. Or talk behind your back. Remember they took time out of their pathetic lives, To think about you."""""