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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for? (X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it's the R, but it be the C!"

"A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy. ""ephedrine?"" ""I can't serve you that"" ""sudoephedrine"" ""There you go""."

"What do you call a shark with no friends? A lone shark"

"What if the #skywire guy starts doing Gangnam Style??"

"How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight."

"What's another word for slaughterhouse? Lumbar mill."

"What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday."

"Unemployed teachers ..... Have no class"