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Joke of the Day
"What if the #skywire guy starts doing Gangnam Style??"
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"I hate being bipolar... But it's also pretty awesome sometimes."
"What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common? They both lie about their emissions."
"What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk? *Legen-dairy*"
"The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana."
"French-related joke (semi nsfw) When does a Frenchman get his morning wood? A bonne heure."
"Reading two books simultaneously is educational. I just learned that Cardinal Richelieu huffed and puffed and blew the 3 little musketeers."
"What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ? [Lame Joke] Haploid"
"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle ? A tire."
"An email from my parents: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama's a Muslim"