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Joke of the Day

"What did the nun wear to the casino? Her gambling habit."

"Did you hear the one about the invisible knife? I couldn't see the point!"

"What Did The Man With Leprosy Say To The Hooker? Keep the Tip."

"Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside"

"90% of life is just having the courage to show up. The other 30% is just checking the math."

"What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!"

"*Getting a tattoo* Me(to tattoo artist)-Do you ever make the bzzz-sounds with your mouth when you're using a regular pen on your spare time?"

"A magician turns into a driveway..."

"I'm starting a new diet. It's called 2 Dollars a day until the end of the month."

"I'll have you know my grandfather was killed by a Nazi. He committed suicide"