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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why the Cybermen are the best Doctor Who characters? [deleted]"
Next Joke
"Two cows were talking in a field.. One said to the other, ""Have you heard about that mad cow disease?"" The other says, ""Yeah, good thing we're penguins""."
"What do you call the people that Trump didn't pick to be in his cabinet? Qualified."
"Instead of ""the John"" I decided to start calling my bathroom ""the Jim"" I needed to workout more. Now first thing in the morning I always go to the Jim!"
"I got a tattoo in the bald spot on top of my head that reads ""let go of my ears lady, I know what I'm doing"""
"Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really? Because then it'd just be macaroni"
"Have you ever had sex in the forest? It's fucking in tents."
"My master plan is to forget sunglasses at every location in the world so wherever I am I'll always have sunglasses."
"*nose hairs growing out of control *buys tiny scissors *jam them in the eyes of whoever I catch staring at my nose hairs"
"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" """" Moses hitting on the ladies"