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Joke of the Day
"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" """" Moses hitting on the ladies"
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"Knock knock [OC] Who's there? Bloop Bloop who Gross! what did you eat?"
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"I just made myself a sandwich... which, if I'm understanding Twitter law correctly... makes me my own bitch."
"J. S. Bach's wife found herself in a predicament when her sexy underwear caught fire. Johann was quick to respond to her duress and blew air on the g-string."
"Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things."
"Two kittens are on a slanted roof, which one slides off first? The one with the least mew."
"Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves."
"A woman in New York is suing a Manhattan salon for $1.5 million over a bad haircut. The last time I saw a disaster like that with clippers was Donald Sterling."
"Some people dont appreciate a good joke. When I say knock knock, youre supposed to say ""who's there?"" not ""im taking a shit, who are you?!"""