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Joke of the Day
"Am I getting older or is the supermarket starting to play some great songs?"
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"This watch means a lot to me, I got it from my Jewish Grandfather He sold it to me on his deathbed."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To have sex with your mom."
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"Did you hear the one about the gay couple who were perfect for each other? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."
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"What do you have if you don't have a Kia? A Nokia."
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