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Joke of the Day

"The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What's your point?"

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"I think the royal baby will be called Diana She'll be crashing into our lives any minute now."
"Just spoke to my mom. Unrelated: Anyone want to have unprotected anal?"
"Is it ""butt"" naked or ""buck"" naked? Either way, this dentist appointment is making me very uncomfortable."
"The definition of Rodeo Sex - When you accidentally call your partner by the wrong first name..... Then try and stay on for 8 seconds."
"""Yeah, those black pants are okay. They just need a little something. Hang on.."" [rubs up against your leg] ""that's better"" -cats"
"What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife? Harambae"
"Midgets resent the concept of shorts"
"A great tribute from the Brazil team to Neymar. He couldn't play so the rest of the players decided not to either."
"""I think I stepped in some upchuck"" What's up, Chuck? ""Not much, but my name's not Chuck"" *vomits*"