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"What did the rabbit say to the deer? What up doe"
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"10 Ways to disguise Click Bait! Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)"
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"[1st date] Me: don't let him know you're a lobster Him: we should check out my hot-tub later Me: 'yeah...sure' *nervously clicks claws*"
"What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other? A surgeon."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her."
"So today my dad called me a ""Smart Alec""... ...but I had to remind him, my name is not and never was Alec."
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