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Joke of the Day

"When I come back in the next life, I would like to come back as a bathroom mirror in a house full of hot women."

"The best jokes are the ones that have to be explained. Get it? Because that's the opposite of the truth, I was using sarcasm."

"Yo mama so fat she can't fit in a car"

"Slaves and snow tires What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them."

"what did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet"

"A joke this subreddit will love What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth? When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue."

"Men are like frogs, the most important thing is to jump on faster."

"Survey says According to a new study by the CDC, women are more likely than men to experiment with same-sex partners. Said men, ""What channel is CDC?"""

"He wants my carcasses apparently. I think autocorrect won that round."

"A man is flying on a plane Lady Flight attendant: hello, would you like some headphones? Man: yeah I would, but how did you know my name was phones?"