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Joke of the Day

"how does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts."

"When Jesus was crucified, what was the cause of death? Cross Contamination"

"I'm the weakest in my Asian family They call me weak-Ling"

"Today a preacher told me that Jesus died for me, it made feel feel horrible.... I didn't even know the poor guy was sick!"

"NSFW What's the difference between foreplay and KFC? Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in."

"What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !"

"In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend."

"I once killed 19 birds with one gunshot, people asked why didn't I round up to 20 Do you really think I would risk getting caught lying just for 1 bird ?"

"Numbers don't lie but they don't tell the truth either. They're NUMBERS."

"The best part about owning a pet. You can blame your dog for farting, you can blame your cat for things falling over at night, and you can blame your goldfish for the screaming in the basement."