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Joke of the Day
"how does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts."
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"Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car? To get to the ""other side""."
"Why was the skeleton alone at prom? Because he had no body to go with!"
"How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?"
"5 missed calls from my mom. Frantically called her back, expecting tragedy; nope, wallets are on sale at Kohl's."
"What if global warming *is* a hoax and we clean up our air and oceans, create millions of jobs, and become energy independent for nothing?"
"I'm a slow runner unless I think I left my phone unlocked in the next room, in which case I'm Usain Bolt."
"Whats the difference between me and my couch My couch pulls out"
"How do you describe Catwoman in one word? Purrfect"
"What is the difference between a Mother and Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so."