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Joke of the Day
"What is your ""make like a drum and beat it"" type joke?"
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"Way to bring me down, security questions. Dad's birthday? First pet? What's next? Gonna ask about Marco Black rejecting me in 2nd grade?"
"how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay."
"Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?"
"My doctor told me that I have ADHD but when I got home and checked, I still only have basic cable. Lying bastard!"
"I'm starting a mirror cleaning business. Its a job I can really see myself doing!!"
"I often say...... I often say to myself. ""I cant believe that cloning machine worked"""
"Bro,I seriously locked myself outta my jeep. He was driving a top-less jeep with the windows down."
"The worst part about going to concerts is realizing people you'd otherwise think are freaks actually share your taste in music."
"When a man speaks in the forest and there is no wife to hear... is he still wrong?"